Below is a list of books I have found wonderfully helpful during the past three weeks of motherhood. I'm sure you will too.*
- Breastfeeding for Beginners: How I Got Mom-Ass in Under Three Weeks
- How to Piss Off Your Child in Ten Seconds or Less, a Memoir on Trying to Poop in Peace
- Three-Week-Old Baby Skills: Pooping, Sneezing, & Spitting Down Your Shirt
- The Ten Second Diaper Change Debunked
- Walking Off the Baby Weight, Even When It's 100 Degrees
- It's All Relative: Designing a Schedule that Works for You and Your Baby
- How to Get Baby to Sleep Through the Night, or, How to Never Sleep in Your Own Bed Again
- Friend or Foe: Baby Gadgets Examined
- Missing Your OB: How to Accept the Non-Break-Up-Break-Up
- Combating Stretch Marks, An Ode to Cocoa Butter
*none of these are actual books.
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